It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our aging bodies and minds. Sometimes that is about all we can do, to accept and laugh about the fact that we no longer look or feel as young as we did a few years ago.

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Archived Aging Joke

At 85 years of age he marries a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband is so old, she decides that on their wedding night, they are to have separate bedrooms. The newlywed is concerned that her new husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities, she prepares herself for bed, and for the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens, and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, whereupon he takes leave, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, she hears another knock on her bedroom door. And he's again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, she consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, he kisses her, bids her a fond good night, and leaves.

After a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door, and there he is again, as fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for a bit more action. And again they enjoy one another.

As he is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age, honey, I've been with guys less than a third your age who were only good once! You're a great lover."

He, somewhat embarrassed, turns to her and says, "You mean I was here already.

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