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<td width=560 bgcolor="#FFFFFF">It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our aging bodies and minds. Sometimes  that is about all we can do, to accept and laugh about the fact that we no longer look or feel as young as we did a few years ago.<P>

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A man and his wife went to the chemists to pick up his viagra prescription. Seeing the $10 per pill price, the man was astonished - but his wife had a different opinion - Oh, $40 a year ain't too bad.<P>
A report out today states that gardeners will not need to stake tomato plants any longer. Just one Viagra tablet in their water, and they stand up straight and firm.<P>
What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra? - Niagara Falls<P>

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More Archived Aging Jokes: <a href="joke1f.htm">1</a> <a href="joke1g.htm">2</a> <a href="joke1h.htm">3</a> <a href="joke1i.htm">4</a> <a href="joke1j.htm">5</a> 
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