It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our aging bodies and minds. Sometimes that is about all we can do, to accept and laugh about the fact that we no longer look or feel as young as we did a few years ago.

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Archived Aging Joke

An old lady was very upset as her husband Fitz had just passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she started crying. The mortician walked over to comfort her. Through her tears she explained that she was upset because her dearest Fitz was wearing a black suit, and it was his fervent wish to be buried in a blue suit.

The mortician apologized and explained that traditionally they always put bodies in a black suit, but he'd see what he could arrange.

The next day she returned to the funeral parlor to have one last moment with Fitz before the funeral the following day. When the mortician pulled back the curtain, she managed a smile through her tears as Fitz was resplendent in a smart blue suit. She said to the mortician, "Wonderful, wonderful, but where did you get that beautiful suit?"

"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's size was brought in and he was wearing a blue suit," the mortician replied. "His wife was quite upset because she wanted him buried in the traditional black suit." Albert's wife smiled at the undertaker. "After that," he continued, "it was just a matter of swapping the heads."

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