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<td width=560 bgcolor="#FFFFFF">It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our aging bodies and minds. Sometimes  that is about all we can do, to accept and laugh about the fact that we no longer look or feel as young as we did a few years ago.<P>

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Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?<P>

Marriage changes passion...suddenly you are in bed with a relative.<P>

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?<P>

"Old" is when the porn movie you bring home is "Debby Does Dialysis."<P>

The next time you feel like complaining remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.<P>

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."<P>

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More Archived Aging Jokes: <a href="joke3f.htm">1</a> <a href="joke3g.htm">2</a> <a href="joke3h.htm">3</a> <a href="joke3i.htm">4</a> <a href="joke3j.htm">5</a> 
<P>Many of the anti-aging benefits that HGH human growth hormone often helps are important life quality issues- fewer aches, less stiffness, weight loss, more energy, increased sexual drive.<center><H3><B><font face="arial"><a href="http://www.hghcompany.com/">HGH</a> (Home)</font></B></H3>
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