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<td width=560 bgcolor="#FFFFFF">It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our aging bodies and minds. Sometimes  that is about all we can do, to accept and laugh about the fact that we no longer look or feel as young as we did a few years ago.<P>

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You know you're getting old when...<P>


Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd.<P>
You keep more food than beer in the fridge.<P>
6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.<P>
You hear your favorite song on an elevator.<P>
You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.<P>
Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.<P>
You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.<P>
Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.<P>
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More Archived Aging Jokes: <a href="joke3f.htm">1</a> <a href="joke3g.htm">2</a> <a href="joke3h.htm">3</a> <a href="joke3i.htm">4</a> <a href="joke3j.htm">5</a> 
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