It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our aging bodies and minds. Sometimes that is about all we can do, to accept and laugh about the fact that we no longer look or feel as young as we did a few years ago.

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Archived Aging Joke

With Viagra such a hit, a whole new line of drugs is being offered oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society...

COMPLIMENTRA In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on U.S. presidents.

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Many of the anti-aging benefits that HGH human growth hormone often helps are important life quality issues- fewer aches, less stiffness, weight loss, more energy, increased sexual drive.

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