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<td width=560 bgcolor="#FFFFFF">It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our aging bodies and minds. Sometimes  that is about all we can do, to accept and laugh about the fact that we no longer look or feel as young as we did a few years ago.<P>

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With Viagra such a hit, a whole new line of drugs is being offered oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society... <P>COMPLIMENTRA 
In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing. <P>
 
BUYAGRA 
Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit. <P>
 
NEGA-VIAGRA 
Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on U.S. presidents.
 

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More Archived Aging Jokes: <a href="joke3a.htm">1</a> <a href="joke3b.htm">2</a> <a href="joke3c.htm">3</a> <a href="joke3d.htm">4</a> <a href="joke3e.htm">5</a> 
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