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<td width=560 bgcolor="#FFFFFF">It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our aging bodies and minds. Sometimes  that is about all we can do, to accept and laugh about the fact that we no longer look or feel as young as we did a few years ago.<P>

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A man at a nursing home took Viagra and went to the lunch room, where the residents were playing Bingo. To get their attention he yelled out, "SUPER SEX!, Super Sex!" The ladies yelled back: "I want the SOUP!", "Soup, Please." "Oh, I'd love some soup!" <P>
Generic Viagra is sold under the name Fix-a-Flat.<P> 
New Viagra eye drops make you look hard. <P>


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More Archived Aging Jokes: <a href="joke3f.htm">1</a> <a href="joke3g.htm">2</a> <a href="joke3h.htm">3</a> <a href="joke3i.htm">4</a> <a href="joke3j.htm">5</a> 
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