|It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our aging bodies and minds. Sometimes that is about all we can do, to accept and laugh about the fact that we no longer look or feel as young as we did a few years ago.|
The doc placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," he instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient.
Two elderly women are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One woman asks, “Do you still get horny?”
The other replies, “Oh sure I do.”
The first old woman asks, “What do you do about it?”
The second replies, “I suck a lifesaver.”
... After a few moments, the first old lady asks, “Who drives you to the beach?”
Many of the anti-aging benefits that HGH human growth hormone often helps are important life quality issues- fewer aches, less stiffness, weight loss, more energy, increased sexual drive.
Monday, 22-Oct-2018 14:06:11 GMT