|It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our aging bodies and minds. Sometimes that is about all we can do, to accept and laugh about the fact that we no longer look or feel as young as we did a few years ago.|
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, a young woman went to her grandparent's house to visit her old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, she told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
Many of the anti-aging benefits that HGH human growth hormone often helps are important life quality issues- fewer aches, less stiffness, weight loss, more energy, increased sexual drive.
Thursday, 26-Apr-2018 01:50:27 GMT