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Viagra-brand Chapstick? Best way to keep a "stiff upper lip!"<P>




Scientists have developed a new pill that will now help impotent men who are also hay fever sufferers. By combining Allegra to take care of the allergies, and Viagra for the impotency, you get an erection not to be sneezed at! 


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Just heard on the news that Viagra ingredients have been released. Viagra is 2% aspirin, 2% ibuprofen, 1% filler, and 95% FixAFlat. <P>
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More Archived Aging Jokes: <a href="joke2p.htm">1</a> <a href="joke2q.htm">2</a> <a href="joke2r.htm">3</a> <a href="joke2s.htm">4</a> <a href="joke2t.htm">5</a> 
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