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<td width=560 bgcolor="#FFFFFF">It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our aging bodies and minds. Sometimes  that is about all we can do, to accept and laugh about the fact that we no longer look or feel as young as we did a few years ago.<P>

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A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. 
"How are you grandpa?" he asks. <P>

"Feeling fine," says the old man. <P>



"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?" <P>

"No problem at all nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me some hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light." <P>

The grandson is somewhat alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the nurse in charge. He asks, "What are you people doing, I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?" <P>

"Oh, yes," replies the head-nurse. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed." <P>




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