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<td width=560 bgcolor="#FFFFFF">It helps to have the ability to laugh a bit at our aging bodies and minds. Sometimes  that is about all we can do, to accept and laugh about the fact that we no longer look or feel as young as we did a few years ago.<P>

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AH, THE PERKS OF BEING OLD...<P>

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the Weather Bureau.<P>

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.<P>

Things you buy now won't wear out.<P>

You can't remember what your spouse looked like 50 years ago.<P>

People call at 8 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"<P>

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More Archived Aging Jokes: <a href="joke2p.htm">1</a> <a href="joke2q.htm">2</a> <a href="joke2r.htm">3</a> <a href="joke2s.htm">4</a> <a href="joke2t.htm">5</a> 
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